Tuesday, July 29, 2014

breathinginthestarlight:

I was going to get mad but then I didnt

(Source: butterpaint)

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

eloquentasfuck:

inbetweenthelineart:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET EVER SINCE I GOT ON TUMBLR

The correct response to “so you hate men?”

(Source: ilikeubuturcrazy)

Monday, July 21, 2014

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

On the list of reasons I love my lady - the fact that she can break coconuts with her thighs is on the list! skatingwithscissors - Derby has done her good! <3

Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Super Moon at the Temple of Poseidon 

Super Moon at the Temple of Poseidon 

Friday, July 11, 2014

Roller derby tip

fuckyeahderbybitches:

biglikebarda:

Don’t fall on your boob. It will feel like you’ve ripped off your nipple.

Seriously.

Ow.

and don’t especially if you’ve got piercings, ‘cause let me say, you will feEL LIKE THE SON OF HELL CAME DO RAIN DOWN HEINOUS TORTURE ON YOUR POOR TITTYS.

Tacking this onto the list of reasons I wont be getting that Prince Albert

After taking a month to heal up

It feels really good to be back on skates!  One last game in September and waiting on our MRDA application.  2014 has been a damn good year so far.

Also hit a new personal high score while jamming at a scrimmage, picking up 24 points! 

What we are looking at is where the door handle to the primary bathroom in my apartment used to be.  Last night I had to knock it off with a hammer.  The reason behind this action, as I&#8217;m not usually inclined to just walk around hammering doorknobs into submission is my room mates friend who is staying with us for a few weeks as she preps to move out to her own digs in Queens.
Now my roomie is awesome.  She is one of my best friends on the planet.  Her friend is an alcoholic.  I&#8217;m not inclined to mince words, and there is no other way to describe his problems.  
In the last month he has gotten blackout drunk twice.  At Pride he got drunk in a bar, walked into the managers office and blacked out in the dudes chair.  Last night he locked himself in the bathroom and proceed to go to sleep on the floor.
When I first met my roomate and her friend back in college several years ago, he had drinking problems.  As in &#8216;Hey we&#8217;re going to the emergency room because alcohol poisoning!&#8217; levels of problems.  I&#8217;ve kept my nose out of it previously - not my zoo, not my monkeys. Her and her friends keep having &#8216;talks&#8217; with him and its always the same song and dance, culminating with him black out drunk a few months later.
The difference between now and then, and even now and Pride is that its in MY HOME.  That means if he blacks out in the bathroom after having spent god knows how many hours drinking&#8230;i&#8217;m the one in trouble if he hurts himself. Or drowns in his own vomit. I&#8217;m the one who winds up in front of a judge. 
I told my roomie this last night as she was feeling pretty fed up and emotionally done with things as well. She has a lot of &#8216;talks&#8217; with him. I told her it was time to stop talking, take away his drinking privileges while he is sleeping in my place and convince him to go to therapy.  Cuz I am not putting up with those shenanigans, even if they are only here for another 10 days.  

What we are looking at is where the door handle to the primary bathroom in my apartment used to be.  Last night I had to knock it off with a hammer.  The reason behind this action, as I’m not usually inclined to just walk around hammering doorknobs into submission is my room mates friend who is staying with us for a few weeks as she preps to move out to her own digs in Queens.

Now my roomie is awesome.  She is one of my best friends on the planet.  Her friend is an alcoholic.  I’m not inclined to mince words, and there is no other way to describe his problems.  

In the last month he has gotten blackout drunk twice.  At Pride he got drunk in a bar, walked into the managers office and blacked out in the dudes chair.  Last night he locked himself in the bathroom and proceed to go to sleep on the floor.

When I first met my roomate and her friend back in college several years ago, he had drinking problems.  As in ‘Hey we’re going to the emergency room because alcohol poisoning!’ levels of problems.  I’ve kept my nose out of it previously - not my zoo, not my monkeys. Her and her friends keep having ‘talks’ with him and its always the same song and dance, culminating with him black out drunk a few months later.

The difference between now and then, and even now and Pride is that its in MY HOME.  That means if he blacks out in the bathroom after having spent god knows how many hours drinking…i’m the one in trouble if he hurts himself. Or drowns in his own vomit. I’m the one who winds up in front of a judge. 

I told my roomie this last night as she was feeling pretty fed up and emotionally done with things as well. She has a lot of ‘talks’ with him. I told her it was time to stop talking, take away his drinking privileges while he is sleeping in my place and convince him to go to therapy.  Cuz I am not putting up with those shenanigans, even if they are only here for another 10 days.  

Friday, July 4, 2014
cookiekitten91:

davethedjstrider:

madamewo:

lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager:

davidrazi:

defcia:

true

Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.





I fucking lost my shit over this

I think I’ve already reblogged this before but who cares.

Just to make a point - here is my favorite screenshot from a now defunct MMO called &#8216;Linneage&#8217;:  



Yes her armor was a mini skirt
Yes her tits were bigger than her head
And yes she struck &#8216;stripper poses&#8217; to do magic.  
It was launched in 2003 as the chunky blocky models up there demonstrate.
One might think &#8216;Oh surely things have changed!&#8217;
Here is the current art off the media page from NC Softfor the updated game:


plus ça change, plus c&#8217;est la même chose indeed&#8230;

cookiekitten91:

davethedjstrider:

madamewo:

lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager:

davidrazi:

defcia:

true

Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?
There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.

I fucking lost my shit over this

I think I’ve already reblogged this before but who cares.

Just to make a point - here is my favorite screenshot from a now defunct MMO called ‘Linneage’:  

Yes her armor was a mini skirt

Yes her tits were bigger than her head

And yes she struck ‘stripper poses’ to do magic.  

It was launched in 2003 as the chunky blocky models up there demonstrate.

One might think ‘Oh surely things have changed!’

Here is the current art off the media page from NC Softfor the updated game:

plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose indeed…

chickgonebad:

ladiesagainsthumanity:



Exactly true.


Think of it like a litmus test.  If he&#8217;s the sort of guy who is hung up on your haircut/shoes/underarm hair - then chances are that isn&#8217;t the one you wanted anyway.  

chickgonebad:

ladiesagainsthumanity:

Exactly true.

Think of it like a litmus test.  If he’s the sort of guy who is hung up on your haircut/shoes/underarm hair - then chances are that isn’t the one you wanted anyway.  

skatingwithscissors:

This is me and madweasel in a month when I move back in.

So when presented with “We need a shower curtain” my response was to get this:

image

I think we’ve got a grasp on ‘How to be an adult without growing up’ ;)  Also everything on Sin In Linen for furnishings.  

(Source: allthingspawnee)